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Secret Tests

 

Rumours that the Royal Navy are carrying out secret tests have been found to be true today. A new form of recyclable boat is being tested in small form to see if it can be rolled out to larger vessels.

A group of young volunteers are assisting the Royal Navy with the first designs of the new technology. Hopes are that the boats can be upsized to destroyer level and deployed worldwide.

The Navy have chosen not to comment on our report citing national security.

Brave young volunteers get ready to test the prototype boats

 

 

The Navy is also looking at a new form of missile head made primarily from paper mache. The eco friendly missiles will leave no metal or chemical debris and will be kinder to the environment than current ammunition. The picture shows the potential damage caused by the new shells causing a boat to instantly capsize.

 

 

Hit by a Paper Mache Shell